Excuses

Have you ever wanted excuses to not exercise? Well here are some excuses:

If someone asks you to go on a diet say:
Did you know DIET is DIE with a T.
or say:
The fridge ask me to eat.
or say:
I can't diet for medical reasons......it makes me hungry.

If you are eating and someone asks you to stop eating so much say:
Once my eating gains momentum its hard to stop.

If someone tells you you're over weight say:
I'm not over weight everyone else is under-nourished
or say:
I'm not over weight, I'm just under tall.

If someone asks you when are you going to exercise say:
When the gym puts up a snack bar.

So I hope you can use these excuses when those answers are asked.


Farid