Kamen Rider (Infectious Disease)

Beware, beware, and maybe watch out for the infectious disease of the Kamen Rider Disease!!

Widespread:
A wide spread of this show is broadcasted all maybe all over the world through the media, merchandise and maybe other hings that are related to it in anyway. A "person" who continuously poses as a Kamen Rider and does all their transformation (henshin) movement may also spread this disease.

Symptoms:

Early Stage:
The person maybe enjoying the show, watching it continuously sometimes or maybe keeps on looking at the television when is is shown and pretends not to like it (like me, yes, I am infected). Person may also start buying things related and this means that he is going to the medium stage.

Medium Stage:
Starts finding ways of speaking japanese text of transformation (before transformation, after transformation phrases). Also loses sense of embarrassment and does it in front of people without the feeling of shame. Buys toy-like weaponry of the Kamen Rider such as the swords and guns.

Critical Stage:
Starts fighting other people, two usually each person taking the role of a Kamen Rider and shouting out phrases as they weakly punch each other (even though their punches look strong), such as "Shoulder Fang", "Wake Up Fever", "Heato, Metaru", " or "Final Attack Rider, Di,Di,Di, Decade".

Recently we have also discovered some people being infected by this disease by just walking pass an infected person or breathing the same air. I has also been discovered that wearing face masks will only make the effect worse because they are partially fulfilling the "Kamen" or "Masked" phrase meaning face masks don't work. To avoid infection stay in isolation from the infected people.

Healing:
So far there is no cure for this disease because apparently the scientists involved in finding the cure have either been infected and are posing as Kamen Rider as we speak or they are paying attention to more severe diseases such H1N1. The easiest cure lies in the person itself. They must choose to ignore the disease and focus on maybe non-discriminatory language, their work and studies.

Side Effects:
The side effects of this disease is clear, making the infected person unable to stop watching Kamen Rider series. But, there were also some positive side effects of the disease. They apparently boost knowledge and memory span. One case was a teenager who was infected with this disease scored 8As in his PMR by watching more Kamen Rider and studying less.

Finally, by concentrating on ignoring the diseases' effects, we will be able to remove this disease from this world. Don't let the spread continue!!

This message was brought to you by:
The Masked Rider Disease Curing Centre.




Farid